What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Balls

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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