- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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