- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A storm be brewin!

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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