- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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