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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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