Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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