Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

a man makes a bad joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

outside your comfort zone

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

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