- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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