- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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