What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops