- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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