What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Grace Ackerson

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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