- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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