What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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