why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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whats black? the colour

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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