Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Abortion.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Cancer

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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