Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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