- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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