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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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