- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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