What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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