- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Anti-jokes are funny.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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