A baby seal walks into a club.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

all these jokes are horrible now

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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