- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

homosexual rights to marriage

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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