what is 3+3= 8

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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penis

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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