What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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