- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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