- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

WOw you have no life

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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