knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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