- Anti Joke

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.