- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Take part of what?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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