- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

anti jokes are really funny

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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