- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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