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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats brown and sticky a stick

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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