- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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