- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Where's my baby??

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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