What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

No antijoke here.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

womens rights.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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