A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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