Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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