- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

whats long and black? a baton

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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