- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A man penetrates another man.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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