How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Beka has AIDS

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Anti Joke

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