knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

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