What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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A man did not like this site

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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