Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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1+2 = 6

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What is the difference?

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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