- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Do the roar!

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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