To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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