Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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T u r n i p s

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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