whats 2+2? 4

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A pope meets another one

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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