When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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The Oakland Raiders

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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black people

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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rarw

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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