- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

who is really lanky? james cornish

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock Knock Who's there

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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