- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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