your mom.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Your mums a potato

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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