- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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