- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Take part of what?

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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