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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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