How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

An Asian with a big dick.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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