- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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