- Anti Joke

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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