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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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