- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

It was a beautiful day. Face.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

123 f*ck off

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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