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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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