- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A seal walks into a club.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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