- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock Knock Who's there

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Penis

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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