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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

I'm tired.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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