How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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