- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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