Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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