- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Jordan is pregant

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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