Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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