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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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