What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why? Why not?

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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