- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

. . I am a whale

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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