A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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