- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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