- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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