- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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