Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Hello penis

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João Duarte reads this.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Racial Equality

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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