- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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