What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

here's a joke... the american education society

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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