- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q- Why? A- Why not?

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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