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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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