- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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