ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Chicken

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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