Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

France had one revolution

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

call me maybe.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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