- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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