- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

My Butthole.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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