- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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