I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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