- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what you get time to go with? - a clock

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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