Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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