- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

how much fish could a chicken

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