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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

My children are mistakes

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

so today i took a poop. hehe

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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