Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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so the weather's nice...

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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