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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

The Morman Religion.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.