But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Chlamydia

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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