what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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