Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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