- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

what do you call your mom? mom

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Obama = ebola

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