- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Gay rights.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's white and sticky semen

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Knock Knock.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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