- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Im gay What about you

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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