Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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And you honored it I see :P

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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