Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Chicken

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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