- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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