Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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