Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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lol

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Anti Joke

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