- Anti Joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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