- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Knock knock Fuck off!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A: Do you like it B: No

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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