- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

HEY!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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