Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

yolo your orange looks orange

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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