Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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