- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

knock knock come in !

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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