- Anti Joke

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.