- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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