- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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