- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Loperson

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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