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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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