How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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snowglobe

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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