What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Women's rights.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A dyslexic blind man

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

silver bullet?

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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