- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Good job, son.

i wonder who made this website? a human

there once was a frog with no leggs

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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