What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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