- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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