- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

God is real.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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