Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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No

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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