Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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