- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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