- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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