- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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