Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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I'm hungry.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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