- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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