- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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