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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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