- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A man walks into a bar

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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