why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Your mother just died.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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