So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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