Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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