two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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