Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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black people

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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