- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Okay, after this one then...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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