- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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