- Anti Joke

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to