- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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