- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A man walks into a bar

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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