a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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