What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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