A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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