Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why dont they make black forks

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...