Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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