Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Asian women drivers...

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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quantum physics?

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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