Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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