- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

I was once a hamster.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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