What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Anti Joke

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