- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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