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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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