- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

you see theres this guy.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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