- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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