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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs