What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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