- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors