There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

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