What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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you gay?

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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