- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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