What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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The FCC

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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