Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

This is an anti-joke.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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