If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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