- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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