How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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