- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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