why did the blue berry cross the road

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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