What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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