why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Anti Joke

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