what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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