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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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