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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

1+2 = 6

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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