Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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