- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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