Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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