- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.