- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

So a horse walks into a barn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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